Hey protect ya noggin' from the harsh winds and breezes, perfect for people with or without hair. Also, if you've just entered your teenage years and want to wear a beanie all through the summer and when people ask you if it's hot you go "nah, doesn't really bother me" with your smug attitude and face when in reality you're burning up, sweating' and I'm not gonna lie we ain't that impressed either *shrug emoji*
